2:25 A.M. I can't sleep.
Here's a more accurate description: I feel like my body is afraid of sleeping tonight.
This night is hot off the heels of one of my most horrendous bouts of sleep I've had in recent times. I was tossing and turning, consistently waking up parched, downing bottles of water at a time and, consequently, trips to the john for number one.
When I woke up I had a really bad sore throat, most likely a by-product of really bad snoring.
The culprit must have been slight dehydration brought about by two mugs of beer at Big's Pizza in Norwalk the night before. As for the snoring, well, that's a side effect of being, um, overweight.
Mojo potatoes, pepperoni pizza, and several liquid ounces of Budweiser make for a grand feast, but I've realized that they don't contribute to my long-term goal of getting a good night's sleep.
I eat too much, and I really shouldn't drink.
How many more natural body functions should I mess up?
Here's a more accurate description: I feel like my body is afraid of sleeping tonight.
This night is hot off the heels of one of my most horrendous bouts of sleep I've had in recent times. I was tossing and turning, consistently waking up parched, downing bottles of water at a time and, consequently, trips to the john for number one.
When I woke up I had a really bad sore throat, most likely a by-product of really bad snoring.
The culprit must have been slight dehydration brought about by two mugs of beer at Big's Pizza in Norwalk the night before. As for the snoring, well, that's a side effect of being, um, overweight.
Mojo potatoes, pepperoni pizza, and several liquid ounces of Budweiser make for a grand feast, but I've realized that they don't contribute to my long-term goal of getting a good night's sleep.
I eat too much, and I really shouldn't drink.
How many more natural body functions should I mess up?